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Dickflash.com – One of the scariest places on the web

There was a documentary on TV one night about sexual disfunction which featured an Australian man, who was a flasher and called himself “Dick Flash”. His method of flashing was to go jogging in see-through mesh shorts. This guy’s name and M.O stuck in my head over the years and one rainy day, I decided […]

Mel Gibson Wants To Kill Oksana Grigorieva During Anal Sex. Haha! Old People. – The Superficial – Because You’re Ugly

Mel Gibson Wants To Kill Oksana Grigorieva During Anal Sex. Haha! Old People. – The Superficial – Because You’re Ugly.   “I want to fuck her (Oksana) in the ass and stab her to death while I’m doing it.” – Mel Gibson   That pretty much sums it up.

Cooking For Assholes

As the name of the site clearly states, it’s all about cooking in a way assholes like me can understand it. Apart from being funny, this site actually has some good recipes and is pretty informative.  I’m pretty sure I don’t need to put an NSFW warning on this considering this is whathefuckisthishit? and the […]

Cooking For Assholes

Cooking For Assholes

As the name of the site clearly states, it’s all about cooking in a way assholes like me can understand it. Apart from being funny, this site actually has some good recipes and is pretty informative. 

I’m pretty sure I don’t need to put an NSFW warning on this considering this is whathefuckisthishit? and the site is called Cooking for Assholes but yeah, this is a language warning. 

Steele Saunders – The Cat’s Meow 11/04/12 @ Spleen Bar

Steele Saunders is not a dog man, or a manly man (although his beard is coming along nicely) but he is a funny man. In his show “The Cat’s Meow”, Steele shows us why cats are so great compared to humans and why humans are so shit compared to cats. Now, I’m a dog man […]

I Love Green Guide Letters (live podcast review)

Seeing a podcast live was a weird experience. I was unsure going in if Mr Steele Saunders could deliver the same amount of awesome live as he does in the podcast and as I was taught never to trust anyone with an alliterated name, there were already previously unsurmountable mountains for the man of Steele […]

Kony, Invisible Children and Words I Can’t Be Bothered Reading

I’m too drunk to read the story.

What the fuck is this shit? Kony again? I’m too drunk to read the story but that doesn’t mean you can’t.